whitegirlsaintshit:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

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7 years ago

closecaptionvevo:

interstellar-space-cadet:

I’m every one in this

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

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7 years ago

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7 years ago

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7 years ago

parkerkithill:

when you’re done with everything

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7 years ago

simon-lewis:

someone: whats your favorite [insert literally anything here]

me: *forgets everything i’ve ever enjoyed* uhhhh

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7 years ago

fairywodger:

inbox:

“go hang a salami” backwards is “im a lasagna hog" and that pleases me

how did either of these sentences occur naturally for you to discover this

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7 years ago

sexploiting:

littlemoongoddess:

phosphorescentt:

If I could offer a young person advice about anything it would be do NOT make life decisions based on your boyfriend or girlfriend. Girls especially. Do NOT stay close to home for him, do not skip opportunities to travel or study abroad, do not pick a safe college to be with him. Expand your horizons. Broaden your own life. He is not the world.

THIS IS SUCH TRUTH.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TAKE THIS TO HEART!!!

please listen to this

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